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'Of course I'm twenty-one!'

DEFINITION: v. To lie about your age. n. A misrepresentation about your age, usually done in order to appear younger or older.

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Alienify

Created by: AcesOfHearts

Pronunciation: Alien-If-I

Sentence: I alienified myself to get into a party.

Etymology: Alien-of another

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Subage

Created by: arandomperson97

Pronunciation: Sub-age

Sentence: The woman was acting very subaged, in order to appear young.

Etymology: sub- under age -age

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Adultergate

Created by: Jabberwocky

Pronunciation: a/dult/ur/gayte

Sentence: Sally tried to adultergate her age by shopping at GAP for kids but even though her small frame fit the no iron clothes she always looked wrinkled.

Etymology: aduterate (falsify) + adult + watergate (in this case referring to a cover up)

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Fabricage

Created by: andyhudson12

Pronunciation: Fab-ric-ayj

Sentence: "Yeah that's right, I managed to fabricage my way in here with my fake ID!"

Etymology: Fabricate and Age - FABRICAGE!

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Manipulage

Created by: w5lf9s

Pronunciation: ma-nip-ul-age

Sentence: Ah, c'mon, let me in! A bit of manipulaging has never done anyone any harm.

Etymology: manipulate+age

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COMMENTS:

inspired! - galwaywegian, 2007-05-29: 04:27:00

vgood - suzanne, 2007-05-29: 08:03:00

excellent! - Jabberwocky, 2007-05-31: 15:44:00

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Subterfage

karenanne

Created by: karenanne

Pronunciation: SUB ter fayj

Sentence: Every time people try to find out how old Elder Lee really is, he resorts to some subterfage. He is the only person I know who went and got a fake ID to appear YOUNGER. Once he even tried to pass off his own son as his brother, which his son did not particularly appreciate.

Etymology: subterfuge + age

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Agebeforetruthy

Created by: suzanne

Pronunciation: ay-j-bee-fohr-ture-tee

Sentence: the singles mixer showed that the venal sin of agebeforetruthy was mainly confined to women whilst fewstrandsoftruth was committed by the men.

Etymology: age- the time an object has been deteriorating on this planet. truthy - veracity.

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Antoage

Created by: allie123

Pronunciation:

Sentence:

Etymology:

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Exagerate

Created by: rikboyee

Pronunciation: eggs-ayj-err-ayt

Sentence: to get into the nightclub she was forced to exagerate

Etymology: age, exaggerate

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COMMENTS:

Aww man you got to the word before I could! :) - ziggy41, 2007-05-29: 06:56:00

now i feel dumb for not having looked at the list of words before making mine. - jadenguy, 2007-05-29: 12:21:00

or "exagerage" : ) Loved it! - geoamnesia, 2007-05-31: 11:26:00

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Agalien

Created by: suchipatel

Pronunciation: ug-ail-ee-in

Sentence: Her fake ID was an agalien to get into the club.

Etymology: Age - Length of life Alien - Of another "of another age"

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Comments:

Verbotomy Verbotomy - 2007-05-29: 01:01:00
Today's definition was suggested by ohwtepph. Thank you ohwtepph! ~ James

texmom - 2007-05-29: 12:16:00
I like it.

Jabberwocky - 2007-05-29: 12:29:00
Is it just coincidental or is Edna Sky's name an anagram for ask deny

Verbotomy Verbotomy - 2007-05-29: 11:50:00
Hey Texmom, Thanks for the positive feeback! ~ James

Verbotomy Verbotomy - 2007-05-29: 11:51:00
Dear Jabberwocky, You certainly have a sharp eye for letters! It is accidental anagram. I created the name so she would sound old (edna/enda) and young (sky/kys) at the same time --> enda kys = last kiss. ~ James

metrohumanx metrohumanx - 2008-07-23: 00:41:00
LOVELY word, misagery...intuitive,impeccable etymology, and unlike my word, mercifully brief.

Verbotomy Verbotomy - 2009-12-10: 00:01:00
Today's definition was suggested by ohwtepph. Thank you ohwtepph. ~ James